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Gay-retard graph

Ever since I moved to the States, I learned the word 'retard'.
And then I learned multi-layers of meanings of the work 'gay'.

To really understand those words, you have to either grow up in English countries or you have to put enough time in social media and pop culture media contents. 

I'm still not satisfied with my understanding of those words, but want to communicate my new way to analyze the world with them. 




Let's define them

'Retard' = 'single dimensional thinking'

Literal meaning of 'retard' is a 'delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment'  or 'a person who has an intellectual disability' according to the Oxford Languages.

But I'd like to approach 'retard' in a way of thinking why it's delayed and why it's intellectually disabled. 

When something has been delayed or seems intellectually disabled, it's often caused by someone who can process only one thing at a time and can't see upcoming future and how it will affect other people. 
This is what I called 'a single dimensional thinking'. 
A thinking process that can see 'A=B' and 'B=C' but never be able to link 'A=C'.

Most human brains are capable of building multi-layers of thinking so they can predict future outcome and being on someone else's shoes, and perform responsible actions. This is what differentiate us from animals. Animals are not capable of that so they eat all over and never save, mate and have children with no future plan. 
(Wait, that sounds like some humans :'p)

But we can't say the single dimensional thinking is only a bad thing. 
Sometimes we need this simplicity in our life to put more complexity in important things. So, let's not feel bad about your retardedness.
 

'Gay' = 'Complicating stuffs for the imaginary efficiency'

The word 'gay' has a few different meanings. And it quite alters its meaning based on the context. 

Here, let's focus on the part 'falling in love with the same sex' kind. 

Literally the reason any human exist in the world is because XY chromosome and XX chromosome mated. When your existence is based on 'XY + XX', and you still questioning the formula and conclude that you might love something else is complicated. Retarded brain can't go this far.

I'm assuming you're an adult reading this blog post. You know how life is already complicated enough. Imagining adding one more layer on top of it. You should look attractive not for the girls but guys and at the same time you should not look total bitxh so you don't become a bottom.

If you have gay friends you might also are aware of how much they have their own taste for literally everything. This behaviour considered as 'particular' is very common trait of gay guys. Tell me a single gay guy without 'gluten-free', 'Vegetarian/vegan', 'Paleo', 'Keto/Carnivore' or whatever diet with names. This makes them stylish and often they become good designers or artists. But man, they are complicated. 





All Human have both traits in different amount

Now we share the definitions of both 'gay' and 'retard'.
TLDR,
GAY is complicating stuffs unnecessarily and 
RETARD is simplifying stuffs too much

In that note we can analyze anyone in the world with these two metrics.

Gay-retard graph

Below is the graph I created to help your understanding.
Gay-Retard graph

Most of people will be placed following the red line.

Since retardedness and gayness is very incompatible you'll barely meet anyone who is extremely both at the same time.

You can also think this graph in 4 huge part like this.
graph-colors.png


Real examples

Now, I'll show you how I apply this gay-retard correlation to real figures. 
It's easier to understand comparing two people since gay/retard traits are more obvious when relatively measured.

1. Donald Trump and Kamala Harris

Trump vs Harris
Donald Trump is great negotiator and his approach to policy often look simple but it's mostly conventional and that's based on complicated thinking process. A lot of his policies promise what we can expect in the future and that is definitely low on retardedness. Also in many controversial subject like gender or abortions his take is alway further in middle and he never said 'yes' or 'no' about those questions which I would give relatively high gay points to him for that.  Not surprisingly, before he became republican candidate, he was favorable to many liberals who are mostly complicated gays. Now, since a lot of supporters of republican party are leaning towards retardedness, Trump shows his retardedness publicly like his dance move or fun jokes.   
Trump dance

Kamala Harris, no explanation needed for her retardedness. Many of her interview shows this. Her answer is often very simple and she dragged the sentences in to long form like the image below.
Retarded
Even though her audiences are complex gay liberals, she is just not capable of being gay so she failed big time in this election to attract her fellow libs.


2. Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson

Tate vs Peterson
Andrew Tate has many good points but you can tell he often talks as if everything is black and white. You can always meet any complex gays who can pull counter point to Tate's idea starting with "Well.. it's not actually like that...". But his simple mind-clearing approach to fundamentals in life is very attractive. It attracts so many dudes everyday and that shows he's high on retardedness and low on gayness.

Jordan Peterson, his book is amazing for gay thinkers who have complicated problems in their mind and head towards simple life facts. When he sees 'A=B and B=C', he drags in to 'If you look at A, it resembles a lot with B that it can link you into C. And here's another way of looking at it. I believe the universe collapses to 2 dimensions, perpendicular to the travelling object. In some weird sense,...' 
He has basically zero retardedness. He's on carnivore diet and he talks about it in a very painful eyes that demonstrates how miserable he is with that lifestyle. However, because of his zero retardedness, he can't simply commit to stop it because in his head the outcome of bad diet is insufferable and rather choose to suffer in the present time. 


3. Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk

Zuck vs Musk
Mark Zuckerberg would have been less gay points here if he didn't release his new song for his wife publicly. It was cringe show which a lot of girls might think it's sweet. But it was obvious that more guys will lose respect towards him for this. After building statue for the wife who didn't even change last name after marriage, he nailed the 'Zuck is cuck' idea down to the fact by making this cringe song. Thankfully he's acting more and more normal and developing his retarded side but I think his gayness will hardly get lowered in his lifetime.

Elon Musk, he is the unicorn who has both sides very high. He has so many complications in his life that he's adding everyday by opening more business and being involved in politics. However, seems like his new complications are all seem to be decided by his retarded way of deciding 'yes'. He's simplicity towards everything freaks out gay leftists and turns on retards in republicans but at the same time complex gays can't simply broke up with him because he's one of kind human in  this century.




Alright. 
Now you get it, right?
Anyone in the world now is on the graph. 
Gay-Retard correlation is the modern day human psychology analysis.

Retard